Boat race

I'm not sure which blithering idiot was the blitheringest.  The blithering idiot who stopped the race by swimming between the boats, or the blithering idiot TV presenter at the end, who couldn't seem to understand why the Cambridge boat crew (who, she said, ought to have been leaping about celebrating and throwing their cox into the river) were instead standing around all huddled up looking like a bunch of people who'd first narrowly missed what could have been a fatal accident (albeit only to blithering idiot number one), and then heard about the collapse of the Oxford rower (presumably personally known to them, unlike B.I.No.1).  At the moment I'm inclined to be more annoyed by the presenter, and I hope she gets pecked by geese.